wank weasel

An ugly, foul smelling narcissist who prays on good natured individuals. These types are often bi-as-fuck and will fuck and suck anything and anyone to make themselves feel better about their sad existence.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.

Person 1: Wank Weasel just employed another young girl.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.

by TheMexicanMashbanana December 17, 2022

Roping The Weasel

A term for whacking it.

Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.

Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic

by $ The Wealthy Possum Hunter $ October 2, 2010

Double-edged Weasel

A person who's naturally weaselly (though they often pretend to not to be a weasel) and have somehow convinced other members in an organization they are knowledgeable and/or influential.

Alan is such a double-edged weasel!

by Jankstick February 19, 2015

Getting his Weasel Greased

Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet

Where's the Skip?

I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased

by Miguele March 28, 2017

prince charles of wales

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse

prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"

by anneboleyn61 December 6, 2021

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

whacking the weasel

masterbating

Jimmy won't stop whacking his weasel..kid was in the bathroom 4 hours yesterday.

by JaYceE October 5, 2003