Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.
What did you do last night?
Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
What did you do last night?
Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
by Cornbang March 23, 2016
Get the yanky my wankymug. The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.
by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003
Get the yankee doodle wankymug. by Neilmiser May 8, 2004
Get the No more yanky my wankymug. Whilst playing a certain wargame on a well known platform and you keep getting killed by Bush wackers
by N01 CaVeMaN November 20, 2020
Get the Fucking bullshit wanky gamemug. by Wankybysanatanalopez November 1, 2021
Get the Wankymug. The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.
Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
Get the Wanky dotsmug. by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021
Get the Spanky wankymug.