yanky my wanky

Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.

Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.

What did you do last night?

Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

yankee doodle wanky

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 8, 2004

Fucking bullshit wanky game

Whilst playing a certain wargame on a well known platform and you keep getting killed by Bush wackers

Fucking bullshit wanky game

by N01 CaVeMaN November 20, 2020

Flanky Wanky

It’s a reach around, but more tactical

Private Johnson gave me a flanky wanky in the foxhole last night

by d4b1 April 6, 2024

Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

Wanky

Weird

Wow dude that is so wanky

by shu ujigawa August 5, 2021