Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.

Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.

by Slimecode June 2, 2021

waifu

a girl from an japanese cartoon(ANIME) that people consider to be their wifes but they aren't real

Your waifu isn't real bitch

by sjcvshyc August 17, 2017

Waifu

Otaku word to say "wife". Many believe that only one waifu is allowed, which is true except for muslims who can marry four. Muslims are alphas and you can't do any shit about it.

Otaku: I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
Freddy Mercury: He's ju-
Waifus: Let us introduce ourselves

by JustSith April 20, 2019

Soldier waifu

Soldier waifus will stoic look on the inside *similar to horse behavior* but really sweet, caring, loving, strong, tall, & smart.
Once you get to know them better you're guaranteed to have a positive relationship.

If you're lucky, she could be the magical kind of girl. ;)

Comrade Susi: "wow :0, she's super cool freind & loves me?! I heard she is one of those badass soldier waifus too?!" :0 *GASP*

I should talk to her & ask what else she likes.

(Bcs u know i have crush)

Soldier waifu: "yes, can you stop being a weirdo? Just tell me normally, ok?

Comrade Susi: "eeeeeee :0, i want u take me bowling & fun love stuff" *cave man bren issues* *deviates from original plan*

Soldier waifu: " less go, come let do it! You talk weird." *He's gonna do this shit again*

"Besides you're like pretty little ladie."

Ending: goes bowling n does fun love shit.
Happy end. :P

by comrade susi wolf December 17, 2021

Waifu chi chi

gios waifu 😍😍

Hello my waifu chi chi 🥰🥰

by giostanscarolina March 23, 2021

bat waifu

Blushingmoon is the ultimate bat waifu .... a lewd mistress of the sweetest variety!

She appeared as a wicked bat waifu!

by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018

Waifu Pleasure

Similar to guilty pleasure,but involving anime that you enjoy because it's have your favorite female character(s) that you have huge crush on and want her/them as girlfriend(s) or wife/wives. No matter how bad the quality of story or characters is,you end up loving the anime because it's have beautiful anime girl(s) that you would like to marry.

I don't love Date A Live because i think it's well made,but because anime is my waifu pleasure anime. I mean,look at how hot Kurumi is and how beautiful and cute Tohka is,how should i not enjoy it for waifu pleasure when these girls are my type and they made Date A Live worth watching,despite it's flaws? Don't you have your waifu pleasure anime that you enjoyed because of it's waifus?

by ShadowRonin May 21, 2023