Von Dutching

To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.

Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?

No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.

by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018

Von Lycaon

THE MOST DELICIOUS MOST CREAM FILLING, MOST SWEAT DRIPPING MAN EVER ALIVE

Girl: are you fr drooling for a furry??
Von Lycaon fan: ITS NOT JUST ANY FURRY ITS VON LYCAON

by Lolgayperson July 29, 2022

von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010

von Colijeff

The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.

Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!

by Chrisvon August 2, 2021

von Tagen

If you know one, you’re lucky. There’s literally less than 20, they all know each other, and you’d be lucky to be in that family. Oh, and it also means “of the day.”

You know a von Tagen? Lucky

by urbandicdoc January 19, 2022

von brock

A super badass German last night that no one ever seems to get right. There are only a handful of Von Brock's in the country, but those people are obviously super attractive and awesome.

Girl: hey, have you ever hung out with the Von Brock's?

Boy: no, but I hear they are super kick ass.

by Vonbrock November 25, 2013