Vomment

Unnecesary comments that annoy everyone or person repeating their comments in different ways just to mark their presence in the room. Zero value add comment.

Hope Alonzo won’t come back with any vomments … His vomments really annoy contractors and raise unnecessary questions.

by Ayda January 11, 2024

Vommy Tommy

When you vomit inside a fat chick's gooch and keep eating her out.

Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."

by Biocrystals March 23, 2024

Shwank Vombomb

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!

by stickyshwanker June 24, 2025

Va-va voom

(Taken from the balance of nature commercial): the natural life force energy that let's you be a more creative and happy member of society even after theoretical retirement

Being something like being a creative painter or gardener after age 65 that takes a lot of va-va voom.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma November 9, 2022