Verbal CV

When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.

When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.

Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?

Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...

Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.

by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010

verbal hoe

a verbal hoe is somebody who talks to everyone but does not do sexual acts with them

She is such a verbal hoe she has talked to like 50 guys but she is still a virgin

by snowbunnymilf August 14, 2015

verbal trikz

a rapper that has far surpassed any and all expectations of himself by himself and everybody around him. to sum it up verbal trikz = lyrical fire. have a nice day.

did you get that new "verbal trikz" album? my car exploded when i tried to play it cause it was so awesome!

by neverenuf June 13, 2011

Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."

Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."

by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019

Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.

Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."

by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009

Verbal spamming

Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.

Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.

Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.

Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)

by piratsindre April 05, 2008

verbal enema

The use of words to flush ones head out of their ass

I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.

by MON3Y BACK July 18, 2012