old man uniform

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses

"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."

by panipilot April 30, 2015

Ujds=Uniform jobs dick suckers

the females in armed forces who are neither qualified nor having the academic skills it takes. Hence wielding their beauty, rich connectivity and sexual tricks to hold onto the job.

Hope you saw those UJDS=uniform jobs dick suckers sent to set you up.

by Bomis Bakre Bamidele October 4, 2023

Uniform Commercial Code

A largely uniform set of laws passed by each state that regulates commercial transactions in the United States. One of the main go tos of sovereign citizens to justify their beliefs and actions.

There goes Billy again, spouting off about why he doesn't have to pay bills because of some part of the Uniform Commercial Code.

by jesster79 May 9, 2021

Southie Uniform

Worn by the women of Southie aka South Boston, this is a black crop top, light wash jeans, and either dirty air forces or black booties from 2016. Can always be spotted by Loco, Capo, Lincoln, and Broadway. Coined by the popular Boston Hardo Instagram page

Bro look at Becky, Emily, and Sara. They're all in the Southie Uniform tonight.

by southie6 April 18, 2022

Uniform

An article of clothing used in formal activities to represent a company or school

"I have to wear my uniform to school"

by Madeline_68 September 25, 2022

I Love A Man In A Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition

Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

uniform appeal

For some reason you find your coworkers more attractive than outsiders, and you all wear the same uniform.

Every relationship I have starts off of that uniform appeal.

by mochimo August 12, 2011