Underwear Developer

A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.

Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.

by neurofluid February 4, 2010

underwear voodoo

Acquiring someones underwear in order to bind that person to you sexually through personal scent, bodily juices and sexual mojo.

Dude, I totally stole her underwear after wear fucked last nite. I'm going to be performing some serious underwear voodoo tonight when I'm at home by myself.

by RdEx August 17, 2011

rusty underwear

Underwear that has been worn and when taken off has a brownish shit stain on it.

i dont let my mother wash my underwear because i always have rusty underwear

by Miguel Gonzalez March 29, 2008

butt underwear

granny panies. any panies that extend from the belly button to an inch below the poonaner

alicia wears butt underwear

by doo doo patrol October 22, 2003

Sunday underwear

The underwear you wear that you really shouldn't. It is called Sunday underwear because it is "Holey" (Holy).

Today is Tuesday and I haven't done laundry for two week. So I'm wearing my Sunday underwear.

by Nicholas123K December 20, 2010

Magic underwear

Clothing that Mormons wear underneath their clothes that represent the closeness of god to the soul. ITS NOT MAGIC. NO MEMBER OF THE RELIGION BELIEVES IT TO HAVE MAGIC POWERS. STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT. It has no Masonic symbols, in fact, the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.) So stop being so pretentious and disrespectful AND PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.

"Hey Mormon friend, did you get your magic underwear? LOL @ THE MORMON CULT"

"STFU it's just clothes, disrespectful bitch. Mormons don't make fun of you for things that are special to you, so stop making fun of them."

by FORREALmormonIDGAF May 20, 2014

Indian Underwear

When fat people have darker skin around their double chin/neck, their armpits, their ass crack, under their titties and belly roll, and around their crotch. It's a Peruvian term.

Honey Boo Boo's mom has a bad case of the indian underwear. Look at her NECK!

by ouisch66 December 31, 2012