Twilight

One of the worst movies ever made about vampires which they don't even show when they suck blood, they just say that they are vampires. In this movie there is the star which his name is Edward and he sucks his father's balls. And Bella is in love with him because he is fast (The effects sucks balls), and he is strong (you can even see sometimes the string!). They're all assholes!! I really don't recommend it!!! You're gonna want to suicide if you watch this movie!!!

Edward: "Say it. Say it outloud!!"

Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"

Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"

by Danevati May 24, 2009

twilight

a vampire romance book/movie that girls obsess about because thats how they wanna be treated like how edward treats bella any way in the book they make vampires seeam like shiny and pretty creatures.

Obs

Obsessed girl:OMG i wish i could go out with robert pattinson from twilight cuz i wanna be treated like Bella

Me:Fail....

by fuck yuuhh..... November 14, 2009

twilight sucker

when a twilight fan doesnt stop going on about twilight

my friend is such a twilight sucker

by joemosexual January 3, 2010

Twilight

No....Just. No. One book that should never have existed.

I deny your existence, Twilight!

by Jiko Hitasura July 7, 2010

good twilight

A conventional greeting used when meeting or parting in the wee hours of the night.

Reginald!,*bleh bleh bleh moustache* Good twilight ol' chap

by Josh Ingram August 2, 2007

twilight

A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.

Fuck Twilight.

by lloyd- April 11, 2009

Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight

The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.

C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?

Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.

by The Memorandum June 27, 2010