Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018