Touching Twos

When two grown males feel lonely, or have not cuddled in some time, they will feel the urge to take out their testicles and press them against the other person's testicles.
-The act of touching testicles against another pair of testicles.

I was chilling with my brother last night and he wouldn't cuddle me in, so we began touching twos, and we both felt more at peace.

by Chalmers Francis October 17, 2008

cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically

dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!

by uhhliizaa April 28, 2010

Touching Silk

When one desperately needs a poo shite, crap, jobby, turd etc that the poo starts to exit the anal hole and just starts to touch the underwear. Sometimes leads to bacon strips if not released quick enough.

"Man, I need the toilet, I'm touching silk here!"

by Lollerblades December 29, 2007

Trogging

Trogging

Going after trogs (the unattractive girls who take advantage of your poor, late-night judgement). Generally happens after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

Man I went trogging again last night. Probably talked to every ugly girl in the bar.

by @Trog_awareness October 22, 2013

touching tips

not gay if someone says no-homo before after the action of touching tips

touching tips tn but gonna say no homo

by flavor man tintin June 23, 2016

Touching Cloth

When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww

by ugokucky December 11, 2010

Pocket Touching

When someone comes up to you and slips their hand into your back pocket and scoops your ass.

Matt kept pocket touching Selinay.

by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014