state trooper

Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.

I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.

Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.

by angry June 17, 2003

troofer

See truther

Noun- One who rejects the accepted explanation of the events of 9/11. Truthers generally believe the U.S. government committed the acts of terrorism against itself.

Often you will find a troofer wearing tin foil on their head.

by tuf July 18, 2007

storm trooper

Those dudes from Starwars that are dressed in white plastic armor...c'mon! You know the guys...

I am using this space to say nothing...yay!

by Tay October 8, 2003

chocolate starfish trooper

Slang for someone who engages in anal sex. From chocolate starfish, refering to the anus, and Starship Troopers, the popular movie.

He's a bit of a chocolate starfish trooper

by joveblue May 28, 2006

state trooper

A humanbeing who, after having accepted a position of authority, turns into a small swine.

"Here I sit, On the pooper
just gave birth to a Maine State Trooper"

by Kaotiks February 17, 2004

Trooper

A female who swallows when giving head.

"She gives great head and she swallows!" "What a trooper!"

by GMB January 7, 2003

Trooper

One who sucks dick to no limit in an extremely uncomfortable environment.

Alex: You're a trooper.
Trooper: <suck> muffled noises

by Nash007 January 9, 2009