trial by penis

A sexual act in which a male partner inserts his flaccid penis into the back of a recipients mouth where it then becomes an erect. If the proper phallus has been selected, the erection alone should have the raw force and horsepower to grow to full size inside the throat and break the bitches’ neck. This is how fraternities select board members and how Trump got elected.

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

Brother1: I passed the trial by penis!
Brother2: Isn’t that manslaughter

by Strawhatrain December 2, 2019

trial beer

The term someone uses to take small samples of beer, normally half pints or less, to avoid actually drinking - either because they can't or wont for whatever reason.

JJ: "What are you drinking?"
Barry: "I think I'll have a trial beer of the Honey Strawberry Sugar Blast first then trial the Organic Orange Sunrise next"

by bananasandbeer March 8, 2024

United States Of Free Trials

United States Of Free Trials

United States Of Free Trials

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Trial Dick

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.

Hit me up if you want some trial dick.

by Jdubllu May 14, 2021

Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 4, 2024

Trials

supposed to be like pre exams for high school students however after work and university when the banks and financial services stop working and a variety of businesses and corporations ask for trial fees to test out there software where there's no way to pay with broken banking and financial services.

"Did you register for the trials applications?" "No becasue the banking and financial services are retarded anf I don't want to link a visa and master card that doesn't work.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 12, 2023

Trial of Sol

When you have major sleep issues and can't sleep, so as an attempt of trying to fix your sleep cycle, you decide to stay awake the WHOLE day and sleep at a "normal time" the next day, without the use of 'cheats' or stay awake serums.

The process is harsh, intense and enduring, but the reward at the end is well worth. Are you up for the challenge?

"Hey John, just finished a Trial of Sol yesterday!"
"Wow! You're one fucking cool guy not gonna lie I love you"

"Hey Wife! I just finished a Trial of Sol, sorry going to bed no sex today!"
"Nate, I'm filing for divorce and taking the kids"

by Kuaqe January 30, 2025