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Rouge Tractor

It is a wild tractor that plows down any skyscrapers in the world by running them over with their massive tires.
Dude, did you see that Rouge Tractor run over the Empire State Building?
by Mczoodles April 18, 2010
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Tractor Face

A person(usualy a male) Who has big lips, bad acne, and a chin like this;
\__/
hair that goes in front of eyes, covering the large forehead. (head shaped like a wierd puenut?

an ugly boy.
boy* HEYY SKIPPER
person* HEYY TRACTOR FACEE.
by muhahahahaah :) February 27, 2009
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Ass Tractor

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
1) Im going to heard your ass into a farm of pain with my ass tractor from hell BITCH
by Smegson P Donnohugh October 18, 2008
mugGet the Ass Tractormug.

poo tractor

Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.
Dawg, my poo tractor is killing me.
or
He plowed me with his poo tractor.
by D-Rake July 6, 2007
mugGet the poo tractormug.

Tractor Pull

a mix of Monster Energy drink and Whiskey

its called a tractor pull because its green like a john deere and makes you happy and stay up all night, similar to a tractor pull which lasts long into the night
-Hey Jesse you wanna Tractor Pull?
-Hell yea im starting to get tired i need to stay up for a while
by HELLYA2245 October 10, 2009
mugGet the Tractor Pullmug.

Tractor Porn

Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.

Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.

In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".
That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.

I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.

He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
by CornMan August 20, 2012
mugGet the Tractor Pornmug.

tractor pulling

A fun sport in which in between beers folks hook their yankin machine up to a weighted sled and pull it down the track. LOTTA A BLACK SMOKE
by Sdrpuller December 23, 2013
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