touchcon

A portmanteau of the terms "touch base" and "conference". A type of meeting meant to allow attendees a quick status update. They are typically conducted via teleconference or video conference, and not scheduled for more than 15 minutes.

Let's have a quick touchcon on Thursday morning to check the progress of the server hardware installation.

by xjosh666 April 13, 2021

touchtone terrorist

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.

Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.

by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022

touchmoney

an ugly human who doesn’t know how to act. usually a cheater and a player who gets girls preggo my eggo.

touchmoney is so ugly and annoying and he cheats on all his girlfriends

by tikitikiland January 30, 2023