ToS

Short for Terms of Service.
The longest document that you ever read
The worst dark pattern in the space
Reading this is a waste of time...
But if you don't want to lose any from a shady platform... you shall read it
Scroll down to the document and clicking "I agree" is the most idiotomous thing you can do.

A was signing up for a shady platform, he didn't read the ToS but clicked "I agree". After signing up, he didn't know the ToS was a dark pattern until his friend B called him the day after...
B: Yo bro! Your data has been leaked!
A: What? How can it be!? I have installed an Antivirus!
B: The ToS of the Shady Platform was worse. It said that your data would be leaked, you would provide us with your ADN, sell your soul and forfeit your firstborn child. The Morning News has talked about this yesterday
A: Oh shit

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

Trachea Toed

when you trick people to swallow jerky and produce trachea toes

you were trachea toed bitch

by AcousticAutism December 7, 2020

tos

tired of something

i’m just tos
i’m just tired of something

so if someone asked you what tired you are just say that

by 261106 June 23, 2020

TOS Boys

This term is used in place of specific words that would violate the “Terms of Service” of a platform or institution.
Can mean a variety of words based on context. E.g. Gay, Virgin, Tranny etc.

Person 1: Yo you gotta stop wearing those skinny jeans that shit gay asf

Person 2: Best be careful before the TOS boys hear you

by SSJAvatar May 30, 2025

steel-toed

adj. Extremely stubborn, especially when forced to change a habit.

iBook G4, a laptop ten years old and severely obsolete, was a sign that he was very steel-toed about upgrading computer equipment.

by joedizzle September 17, 2015