On the tortilla

A phrase used as a descriptor for a potential romantic relationship that is not of genuine interest. A "side chick". This tortilla-person would not be seen as first priority. The two in this relationship may be completely unsure if each other's feelings.

1: Do you like this girl foreal?
2: Nah dude, she's on the tortilla. I'm down to kiss her but if she gets crazy it's no sweat because I can replace her easily.
1: (laughing) You dog! I should've known you were on the tortilla with that chick!

by FacetiousFemaleFireHydrant February 10, 2015

Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla

The name to call your sister named Maria Sophia

Person1 Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla get here
Person2 THATS NOT MY NAME BITCH

by Skoofora November 5, 2020

Burnt tortilla

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018

Rubber Tortilla

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Rubber Tortilla is when you stretch your scrotum over a sleeping person's face.

Dude, when you fall asleep I'm totally giving you a rubber tortilla!

by carriertone June 11, 2009

Angry Tortilla

A Tortilla from the Killer Harris film Staring Sarah Sa

The tortilla comes to life when bled on a feasts on the souls of others turning them into tortillas

That bitch got angry tortilla'd

by KillerHarris July 29, 2011

Hurricane Tortilla

Hide from your pantry or else you will get caught in the hurricane tortilla. Don’t call it hurricane Katrina because then he will eat your food and pantry shelves, also you and your dog.

“HURRICANE KATRINA MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA HIDEEE!”

by Vine refrencors June 25, 2020

dirty tortilla

A sluty mexican female

That dirty tortilla is polluted

by heaven May 13, 2005