using my toothpaste 

Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.

She came over and still hasn't left, she is totally using my toothpaste!

using my toothpaste by Laurensky September 3, 2005

chocolate toothpaste 

A by-product of ass to mouth.

"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"

chocolate toothpaste by Dr Butt April 22, 2014

cum toothpaste 

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

cum toothpaste by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

nasty toothpaste 

when a guy cums onto a toothbrush and makes a girl brush her teeth using the cum as toothpaste

guy 1: I gave my girl a nasty toothpaste last night
guy 2: DAAAAMN! you a playa homes

nasty toothpaste by J-slicket May 21, 2006

shitty toothpaste 

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.

John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...

shitty toothpaste by Bad Booner April 29, 2008

Burger Toothpaste 

Noun
A kind of toothpaste that effectively ruins your teeth; an advertisement parody

CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"

(Note the no cavities no teeth part)

Burger Toothpaste by Coralkid November 10, 2017

cheese toothpaste 

Cheese wiz that you use as toothpaste for cheesy teeth.

Dentist-"What do you use for toothpaste?"

Me-"Cheese toothpaste duh!"

cheese toothpaste by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021