Toilet paper hoarder 

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.

Karen is a toilet paper hoarder

Toilet paper hoarder by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM 

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.

Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.

TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM by genniex March 7, 2010

toilet paper bunnies

when a girl goes to the bathroom an wipes and the lent from the toilet paper builds up down there.

I have to go wash up before we have sex to get rid of the toilet paper bunnies.

toilet paper bunnies by ShannonP January 25, 2008

Toilet Paper Roulette 

This happens when everyone in your household is trying to be the one not to change the toilet paper roll. Everyone measures the amount they take according to what's left on the roll.

Aww shit, Arnold left only 1 square left on the toilet paper roll. Looks like I lost this round of Toilet Paper Roulette.

Toilet Paper Roulette by Tustin May 11, 2011

toilet paper literature 

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it

Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.

toilet paper literature by john niemand October 15, 2015

toilet paper fort 

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

toilet paper fort by Jade and janie December 25, 2016

toilet paper warden 

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.

Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.

toilet paper warden by Telephony March 26, 2020