Tobias

A long haired man with the mental capacity of a spork

Thats a tobias

by Yerdas selzavon November 26, 2025

Tobiasitis

When you get so fat and lazy that you don’t wanna work more than 8hrs a day, only want heavy rate, and don’t want to work weekend overtime either. Also known for exchanging working through lunch for going home early. And blame everything on being married, moving and having kids.

John heard sean got the job at ecco. John replied “sean was a hard worker, he’s gonna get spoiled over there and be ruined by a bad case of Tobiasitis”

by JhoffaSR April 14, 2019

Tobias

de typ mitem grösste lümmel im land

Oh mein Gott dein Lümmel ist so gross du solltest Tobias heissen.

by zumato November 23, 2021

Tobias and Lucas

The fucking gay lovers alwys fucking defending each other when someone argues with them. They are fucking gay

Person 1: Yo you know thats the wrong answer?
Tobias: Nah stfu dum
Lucas: Yeah stfu bitch ass
Tobias and Lucas

by albaniang February 13, 2024

Tobias

To-be-(an)-ass

Tobias is such a Tobias

by Hauge Fuckboi October 5, 2019

Tobias

Hes my lizard.

Mad Lad

Hardcore crackhead energy

"Whos that crackhead lizard"
"Thats Tobias"

by hatie-natie May 21, 2019

Tobias

You can almost call him TOe BI ASs. He is bisexual.

Omg hi Tobias i was just wondering if you were bi?

by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022