cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

by lil brooklynboy96 September 16, 2016

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thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

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Cunt Thunder

Sloppy and explosive vaginal fart.

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.

by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009

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Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

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Thunder cunt

A woman who is a two-faced, backstabbing, hoe, that has no feelings for anyone but wants any type of attention even if they have to pretend to kill them selves to get it.

"God shes such a thunder cunt!"

by Nottoday41 July 31, 2018

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Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular

Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!

by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024

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