Zach

A way of suicide by which means neccisary, puting a large red lobster down ones pants, along with a king crap, shooting both blindfolded, calling in a order to Mr. Gatti's (large cheese pizza, with 2 liter Dr pepper) while simultaniously falling off of a 384 ft. cliff in the pacific ocean, while choking to death on your own feical matter.
If you don't do all of these exactly right, you havn't gone so far as to Zach yourself
by Matthew Quick November 10, 2007
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Zach

Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.
Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.
by thegirl123 March 28, 2009
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Zach

It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.
Look at that zach over there. I feel sorry for it
by Not_SEGA April 14, 2009
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Zach-It

To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.
I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.

The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us
by DaStokingGoat November 20, 2009
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Zach

A person who gets abused by their sister, plays amino, asks Alyssa aka Strawberry shortcake for plot ideas. Zach likes to eat baked b e a n s
“Omg! It smells like beans, it must be Zach!”

Your mum gae
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zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat
“zach come drinking”
no i dont wanna ruin my life
by chaz.millarxo June 06, 2020
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Zach

Damn that Zach is really gay
by Arias69 February 11, 2020
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