Tugboat

When you simultaneously fart and fist pump at the same time.
Michael ate a salad with kale and cukes and became so overjoyed with emotion, he decided to tugboat
by Jazzknife January 21, 2017
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Tugboat

Tugboating - Similar to guiding a large ship into port, tugboating is the act of escorting a drunk friend out of a bar by having two people on each arm to insure they don't fall flat on their face.
Everything was fine at Mary's birthday party until they started doing shots. By the time they were done my buddy was so drunk we had to tugboat him out of the bar then into a cab to take him home.
by Steve the Buckaneer November 25, 2017
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by Otis dreadlock March 20, 2018
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Tugboat

when a man inserts his penis into a pair of buttcheeks, then the person twerks onto the penis until ejaculation occurs if the tugger is well versed in the motion of a tugboat
Hey bro, this chic wouldn’t fuck me tonight can I get a tugboat from you
by Jor240 November 30, 2018
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French tugboat

Every teenage boy wants a French tugboat.
by Usbsgdbdbd January 31, 2022
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calamari tugboat

Getting a firm handjob from a sailor while covered in squid ink
Petty officer told me that he was gonna show me the calamari tugboat maneuver, I'm not sure what that is but he's been so helpful since I got here
by TheLordOfFridges June 13, 2024
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Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off
"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."
by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024
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