A drink from Starbucks, but also when its cold outside and you blow a load on her face and the jizz on her face steams because it is warmer than the air.
ex 1
Person 1: Dude, I love the weather so much!
Person 2: Why, its fuckin 20 degrees outside.
Person 1: Cause I gave your mom a Vanilla Steamer yesterday.
ex. 2
Dude that vanilla steamer from Starbucks was amazing.
Person 1: Dude, I love the weather so much!
Person 2: Why, its fuckin 20 degrees outside.
Person 1: Cause I gave your mom a Vanilla Steamer yesterday.
ex. 2
Dude that vanilla steamer from Starbucks was amazing.
by TheNoNamedNinja69 March 13, 2009
The art of trolling outright lies, or twisted half-truths in an on-line forum political discussion by a conservative hypocrite usually an in the closet gay upon returning home after an evening spent making santorums.
1.) Mark squirmed with delight sliding across a santorum on his leather chair as he posted dozens of Utah Steamers in reply to the liberal posts on the forum.
2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.
2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.
by Richard_Gozinya October 07, 2012
Warmer than a "Cosby Sweater" and more fashionable than the "Cleveland Steamer", the "Cosby Steamer" is for both experienced freaks and novice sadomasochists alike; but not the faint of heart. A Cosby Steamer requires one to defecate on a partner's chest after consuming a chromatically diverse meal, thereby enveloping them in a multicolored shit-sweater. It's da puddig!
Though we'd eaten it all, Sarah's sweet corn chili was too good not to share, so when her roommate came home we warmed her up with a hearty Cosby Steamer.
by Cbiddy&leGrandMichel March 27, 2011
After a long night of drinking, the shit that follows the next morning, leaves burns marks on your sphincter.
Danny came home drunk and dropped a huge whiskey steamer in the cat box. Watch out for the shit streaks on the carpet.
by Simon Saiz June 10, 2007
A development of the Cleveland Steamer. In order to push the boundaries more, the shit is deposited on the face of the the receiver.
The receiver may be awake or asleep, willing or unwilling.
The receiver may be awake or asleep, willing or unwilling.
Person A: Too much internet porn means I can only get off on illegal kimo steamer videos now
Person B: I hear you - it's Latvian midget albino crotch punishment for me, or I'm perma-flaccid
Person B: I hear you - it's Latvian midget albino crotch punishment for me, or I'm perma-flaccid
by Truth_Teller_Scot February 21, 2010
After having sex and your partner goes to sleep, you take a poop on their torso. Then, you leave. Setting flame to the poop is optional.
by STL2008 January 01, 2008
Person 1: Hey man, that party was pretty crazy last night.
Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.
Person 2: Totally man, especially when Kevin and Jenny started that Venezuelan Steamer in the pool.
by ThunderHobbit January 23, 2014