schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017

Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

Schmuck

A incompetent twerp who is a complete moron, and usually has no teeth and is a EDL member.

NDL NDL NDL NDL

"Your all a bunch of schmucks and I've got more teeth than all of you combined": NDL Supreme Leader

by ooooooofffles June 8, 2021

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

Schmuck

Idiot basically

Albie is a schmuck

by Elvi14 April 5, 2020

schmuck

a schmuck is a word used to describe someone. if used, it would be used in a negative way. it can be someone who did something resulting in the disappointment and dislike from someone else.

person a: did u see what cheeky bab did?
person b: ikr what a schmuck

by sophiaa_ November 15, 2021

Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time

You’re an analiz
Always being an idiot like a schmuck

by C rhino October 5, 2020