Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success

Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?

by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016

Ostrich dive

To ostritch dive, one needs to consider the complexity of such a maneuver. First aquire lubricants and various oils. Secondly, aquire flexible female reproductive organs (grandmothers recommended). Then proceed by inserting lubricated head slowly but firmly into the females front bottom.

"Yo Dave! You get with Becky last night?"
"Yea man! She even let me Ostrich dive her!!"

by Spastic llama September 27, 2015

Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.

Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”

by Wolf February 29, 2004

Ostrich Sack

1)Someone who is a geek, a fag, and a knob rolled into one completely irritating package. The sort which would piss you off no matter what the situation time or place

2) The obvious

1) (insert name of loser) is an Ostrich Sack

2) Holy shit! that Ostrich has a huge sack! If it's legs weren't as long it'd drag on the ground!

by CalvinPalmer December 26, 2005

Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008

ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight

He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!

by Lizzy and Yalex December 8, 2013