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The penetrating partner stands in front of the receiving partner, whose legs dangle over the edge of a bed or some other platform like a table
2. The penetrating partner lies with their upper back on a low table, couch, chair or edge of bed, keeping their feet flat on the floor and back parallel to floor. The receiving partner straddles them, also keeping their feet on the floor. Receiving partner can assume any of various positions.
3.The receiving partner lies on their back with knees up and legs apart. The penetrating partner lies on their side perpendicular to the receiver, with the penetrating partner's hips under the arch formed by receiver's legs.
4.The woman lies on her back as in the missionary position. The active partner lies on their front between her legs
Hey wanna come over after school for some sex my favorite position is the t square cunnilingus missionary lotus upside down double reverse warthog thrust.
by sdfgsdfjsdfk August 3, 2007
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non-missionary

The act of fucking in any other position besides missionary
Can we fuck non-missionary tonight Steve? Ok bob. Huh but it's two guys how! Im Confused
by Topdeck July 4, 2015
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Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.
So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?
by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023
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Trans Missionary

Missionary sex between 2 trans individuals with opposing genitals, in which the person being penetrated is doing the fucking, and the person penetrating the other is being fucked. Eg. A trans man riding a trans woman's penis counts as him fucking her, despite the physical roles being reversed.
Jess, that trans guy I like, came over and we did trans missionary 🤤
by Sosilly26 November 19, 2023
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online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you
Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"
by metroFIRE December 6, 2023
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missionary trip

Dropping acid and then proceeding to have sex while tripping.
person 1: "Crazy night last night, huh?"
person 2: "Yeah, I went on a missionary trip."
by jo_z June 2, 2015
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