Solo Mission

A new term for "masturbate"

"That's kinda awkward but I went on a solo mission last night.."
"Dude same"

by Kingimarii4658 March 31, 2019

side missioned

Being dicked in missionary while booty bouncing over one’s pelvic region with maximum efficiency

Markus: “Aye bro what do you like to do for fun”
Dom: “I like to be side missioned by BOYS”

by UncleMawkus August 28, 2021

Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.

We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.

by Atomini December 2, 2010

Stealth Mission

To approach an objective silently and undetected.

Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.

Usually the second.

Stealth Mission? Bring the Rocket Launcher.

by Silenth32 March 22, 2019

ghetto mission

the act of doing sometihing completely random for shits and giggles. And it has to be in the Ghettoist place in the city, town and/or villiage.

i lit a cat on fire and took a piss on it to extuingish the fire, it was me and carson's ghetto mission.

by milflicker69 June 29, 2010

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

Crash mission

An activity or mission that is most likely going to in in an epic failure such injury, incarceration, or death.

Rhonda Rhousey getting back into the octagon would likely be another crash mission.

by Mikemikeandmike March 5, 2017