The better way to tell someone they are a loser even though to you and everyone else they still are and forever will be a loser.
*People running a Marathon*
...And the winner is John Smith!!
*After a two hour time lapse, the last person crosses the finish line*
...And the Last Winner is Steven Johnson!
*Announcer speaking to himself*
He is such a loser!!
...And the winner is John Smith!!
*After a two hour time lapse, the last person crosses the finish line*
...And the Last Winner is Steven Johnson!
*Announcer speaking to himself*
He is such a loser!!
by N.S.S. January 28, 2010
Get the Last Winnermug. swanky la dee dah website dedicated to showcasing your favourite bands and boasting about how many songs you've played since you've signed up.
"i went on last fm today and it was class"
"last fm is just like bebo but with music"
"a social music revolution"
"last fm is just like bebo but with music"
"a social music revolution"
by Swooshie August 24, 2008
Get the last fmmug. The chick you fuck when the hot girl wont let you. The easier uglier one. Usually you won't touch it at all unless you're desperate that night or forced into it.
The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.
The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.
This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
The hotter girl, the one you hit on first, may reject you after trying to get in her pants. Then you're told you can get it from the easier homlier one and you try to get with the hot one again 15 times then are left with the ugly one wanting your dick instead.
The hot girl gets you all worked up and won't fuck you and the uglier easier one is sitting right next to her willing to give it up.
This is the last option. The question is do you do it or not?
Marty: Yo Sean, you fuck Amy last night?
Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.
Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?
Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.
Marty: Good thinking.
Sean: No, she wouldn't let me and insist I fuck her grenade friend instead.
Marty: Damn dude, were you that persistant?
Sean: Yes, but she would actually be worth it to fuck, Instead I was stuck with Sarah after being forced by her friend as a pity fuck. I sure wish i had a wingman that night. That's ok though, i thought of the hot one but had to take the last option.
Marty: Good thinking.
by plaaaaaaaaya3 June 30, 2010
Get the The last optionmug. A British TV show which is overly PC and has a obsession with virtue signalling, it kicks out some lols but in all honesty some of the hosts need to get laid... especially josh widdicombe, not Alex Brooker though... he gets all the poontang.
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