A Jive Jacker is someone who does something so good, he defines the perfection of his actions by just doing it regularly. He/She "owns" whatever skills and abilities people are watching, mostly in disbelief. It looks like they're cheating somehow, but true "Jive Jackers" never lie, never cheat, and just do it like a god.
"I was watching Michael Philips swim in the Olympics 2008 and in 2012, and that guy is a Jive Jacker. Too good, too fast, I'm hoping he ain't a Lance" (Lance Armstrong=cheater). Man, he walked away with the most medals of anyone in history! He's a top notch Jive Jacker."
by RurikBloodaxe January 06, 2013
When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.
Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"
Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"
Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"
Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH
by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011
by misunderstood destroyer January 27, 2017
Guy 1 : You look fly homie
Guy2 : I know
Guy 1 : That guy is dreesed the same as you man
Guy2 : He is a fucking swagger jacker lets jump him
Guy2 : I know
Guy 1 : That guy is dreesed the same as you man
Guy2 : He is a fucking swagger jacker lets jump him
by Joe Boy Tell em May 28, 2009
A white man that chronically masturbates
Armand: hey tommy did hear about trenner?
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
Tommy: no, what happened?
Armand: he's a cracker jacker XD!
by afilthyrwner September 02, 2009
Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.
David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!
by IheartJewishDick July 02, 2011
Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.
"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."
by Dre7179 January 08, 2015