Chocolate Fountain

When a girl who's got diarrhoea gets shit in her vaginal orifice and squirts. The resulting mixture shit and squirt creates a "CHOKOLATE FUNTAIN"

"What did you shower your peanuts in?" "A chocolate fountain."

"Do you have shit in your eye?" "Yeah, my girlfriend gave me a chocolate fountain."

by Mr. T. Shingles November 19, 2013

piss fountain

when a male pissed in a up words direction, making a piss fountain

joe did a piss fountain in class the other day nah1

by andi reeson June 9, 2005

water fountain

Noun

A Person who goes around satisfying the sexual thirst of other people.
Usually a man or a woman that will go home with anyone. Akin to "going to a water fountain"

Brad: Did you see Billy last night? The thirst was real.

James: Yeah, and he went home with Sandy. I heard that she did the same with Jack yesterday. she's a real water fountain

by Shelooked18 November 22, 2013

Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.

A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.

by Rochelle Affleck September 25, 2005

chunky fountain

Tilting your head up as your vomiting so it resembles a fountain.

At the bar there was a nasty chunky fountain.

by Funny Definitions God February 3, 2014

Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.

I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

fountain job

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.

Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.

by It'safountainjob January 3, 2018