Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

Feed the children in my basement

an acronym for grinds my gears
when something annoys you

god, antimaskers really Feed the children in my basement

by efhewgh February 2, 2021

Feed The Goat.

Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.

Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.

by Growth Squared April 15, 2022

time to feed the ostrich

Time to feed the ostrich is code word for going to go smoke methamphetamines,.

"Hey man just picked up from grandma, let's go back to your place and it's time to feed the ostrich"

by Peter pan! June 23, 2018

I like to feed the ducks

Girls these days, with those duck lips and all!

On a tinder profile:
Motorcycle muscles
I like to feed the ducks.

Private 👁

by Dick Bowtie May 8, 2021

Feed the chooks

a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs

"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"

or

"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "

by Feeder of the Chooks June 18, 2009

Feed The Bear

The act of throwing in an enormous lip or "pich" of chewing tobacco, specifically Kodiak brand. Each tin has a Kodiak Bear shown on the lid

"I've been stuck at my goddamn girlfriends house all night and all I want to do is go home and feed the bear."

"The bears real hungry right about now."

by Prof. Leukoplakia November 16, 2011