Dictator

A person or thing that suffers from ailurophobia.

A creeper is a dictator because they run away from minecraft cats.

by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020

Jewish dictators

Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.

The Jewish dictators are coming for us.

by Zeus! October 2, 2021

armchair dictator

An internet expert who believes anything and everything he/she posts is unquestionable fact, and has no burden to support any of his/her claims.

Bah, you can ask him for evidence all day long, but he's just another armchair dictator.

by Grandmastershek September 23, 2016

Dictator

One whom creates scrumptious tator tots from the male penis

Karen is a dictator

by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019

dictation deciphering

when the technology can give you signals through body openings that tell you what the person is thinking

The dictation deciphering protected the historical Americans resources.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship

Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?

by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020

Dictator

Someone who rules over a bunch of people who doesn't give a shit what the people they rule over think. They are usually considered as total dicks, which is why they are called DIC-tators.

Kim Jong Un is such a dictator. He doesn't give a shit about his people and he is overall just a total dick.

by Retarded chicken April 18, 2018