Harvey Dent Selfie

Sending a Harvey Dent Selfie cos the other half of your face is fucked.

Harvey "Two-Face" Dent is a fictional supervillain that appears in comic books published by DC Comics, and is an enemy of Batman.

Harvey Dent was once a clean-cut district attorney of Gotham City and an ally of Batman. However, he goes insane after mob boss Sal Maroni throws acid at him during a trial, hideously scarring the left side of his face. He adopts the "Two-Face" persona.

"She always takes a Harvey Dent Selfies to make herself look hotter"

by mj911t April 2, 2015

Harvey Dent Face

A person who has been burned by a come-back so bad that they will forever be burned on half of their face.

Person one: "Hey you have a lot of time on your hands if you can come up with stuff to put on urban dictionary."

Person two: "Well you have a lot of ugly on your face!"

Third person: "DAMN, YOU JUST GOT HARVEY DENT FACED! BURN!"

by HH Mo-town May 11, 2009

Al dente dick

"when you have an erection but you don't at the same time. Its hard but its not.

After a long night of drinking I wanted to get laid. Al dente dick made that difficult.

by Dan_z34 January 14, 2009

Noodle al dente

Noodle al dente is the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough to have sexual intercourse. It's sometimes referred to as impotence, although this term is now used less often.

He can't get his noodle al dente

by Hyyphann February 1, 2020

Couch Dent

a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...

b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)

"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"

by Couch Dent September 25, 2009

al dente tampon

The al dente tampon is the action of removing such cotton finger from a lady while she’s on her “red week” you make a wish then throw it at the wall. If it sticks the wish shall come true

Dude how did you get that job?

My lady told me I should try the Al dente tampon and it worked

by dwilbs7 May 19, 2022

Big Booty Dents

BBD-When someone has a big butt and you have dents in it. aka cellulite.

I got Big Booty Dents from my momma.

by Vanessa Wilm May 14, 2008