When ur foot feels like it's getting sat on by a fat fuck then ran over by a semi truck then on top of thoose things happening someone is biteing on UR toes
Fuck bro I was trying to hit elli up but she said she can't go because Her foot cramps are acting up.. Fuck
by Nelly g March 20, 2015
A girl, who is on per period, spending a lot of time sitting on the toilet to relieve the pain of cramps.
Guy: She's been in there for a long time. What's taking so long?
Girl: Oh, she's just being a cramp camper.
Girl: Oh, she's just being a cramp camper.
by FredasaurasRex January 26, 2014
A cramp located in the base of you palm that is adjacent to your thumb. It is often associated with whacking it too frequently or from hand writing.
Dude: Dude, I am suffering with chronic whackers cramp!
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?
Person: Why?
Dude: I have been whacking my dong lots, either that or I have been writing many essay for my finals
Person: Is this whacker cramp curable?
by GirlWanker May 08, 2010
COD cramp is the result of playin COD for so long your hands seize up. and you cant open your hands.
The time it takes to clear varies on the players stamina and length of time spent playing.
The time it takes to clear varies on the players stamina and length of time spent playing.
dude can you undo my flies i need a piss but i cant let go of the controller
haha noway dude looks like you have COD cramp
haha noway dude looks like you have COD cramp
by davendave February 05, 2010
the sensation you get when you eat something so sour/sweet that there is a tightening in the back of your jaw
by Scorchy Likes Tapioca March 22, 2018
When you start to yawn when you're incredibly exhausted but your throat opens too wide and you start to feel like you're choking.
by thesilentdeadlychokeronair June 21, 2023
A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.
A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
by UnMythic September 19, 2021