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Claimed cocksucker

A person who sucks their significant others cock and no one else's.
Awww, you're my claimed cocksucker.
by JayRock69 June 3, 2023
mugGet the Claimed cocksuckermug.

claimed ship

when someone claims a ship/friendship of a fictional character is the relationship between them and someone else.
person a: our friendship is like sasha and connie’s from attack on titan

person b: oh totally, thats our claimed ship.
by soupling July 18, 2021
mugGet the claimed shipmug.

whats your claim

What are you trying to say or basically what do u mean.. in a very cocky way though
:Brah do u think you'll be able to come to the party?
: Girl whats your claim!! Imma surely be there tf
by Its what it is August 17, 2021
mugGet the whats your claimmug.

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level
Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.
by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023
mugGet the double-standardised claimingmug.

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
mugGet the claim a Johnny Benchmug.

self claim

Self Claiming is an act where someone who falsely claim that they are part of a secret society usually by showing their hand signs which represents a certain gang which they are not from in Singapore, These people are often subject to angkat paiseh as a punishment which is a SG slang that hooligans made up which means kneel down and beg for forgiveness. (if a fine xmm girl with angkong ask me to do it i would because i want to, not cause yall are intimidating as you imagine) Self Claiming is usually a result of insecure people usually of the darker shade because they may not have loving parents at home therefore they look up to gangsters whose mothers syphilis infested ccb are most likely being sold at Geylang for 1 hr 2 shots $350 incall. If you self claim you likely have a PSLE combined score of 100 and is in the NT stream and Institute of Technical Education where by most people go there to meet more like minded individuals to take drugs and go inside Changi
Billy: cibai dont self claim ah
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
mugGet the self claimmug.

Baggage Claim

A noun to describe a destination in which a narcotics dealer delivers product.
“Yo, this is Kyle. I’m here. Baggage claim is in the parking lot right behind the bar. Black SUV”
by Jonathan Jokerst July 6, 2023
mugGet the Baggage Claimmug.

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