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Braxton

A straight white lying asshole. A guy who will lie about anything just to attract the attention of a female. Someone who only plays guitar for the clout and only knows how to play open chords. Someone with a dick so small that they have to overcompensate with their MASSIVE masculinity complex, and somehow manage to have the world record for lowest self esteem. A Braxton's only motivation to do anything is in the hopes that he will get laid.

synonyms for braxton: bigot, racist, sexist, liar, simp, simp,
Female: Hey what do you do for fun?

Braxton: Oh not much, last week i just got high as fuck with Post Malone and got my dick sucked by Billie Eilish while teaching Ed Sheeran how to play guitar.

Female: oh shut the fuck up braxton!
by Bluepers Gaming YT March 23, 2020
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Braxton Wolfe

A guy who is really athletic but does not associate himself with females. Some may think this fellow man is gay but he swears he’s straight
Athlete: I’ve never touched a female before

Guy: dang your a Braxton Wolfe
by Will_ike February 7, 2025
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Braxton

A true faggot. He likes to have ear sex with his family and moans like a girl to it he also nuts to his sisters queef. His favorite thing to do is have orgies with his Alabama inbreaded family. He always tries to talk in a deep voice so lady’s get on him but they just already know he has a millimeter penis covered with peach fuzz. His mustache hair probably came from a gorillas ballsack pubes
You see Braxton Thompson.

Yeah he’s a faggot
by Biggod11 January 23, 2019
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Braxton

This is the best kid you’ll ever meet. He’s tall and good hair and has the best smile. His smile makes you feel so loved by him and thinking about him makes you so happy. He’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have and you need to hang on to him. It may have been a little impulsive to get with him but it was so worth it and now he’s a big part of your life and it’s the best.
by Jlanilovesu November 22, 2023
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Braxton

Braxton is the boy you always want by your side. He looks so shy but he really isn't. His smile lights up the room and when he laughs you can feel his happiness in your heart. Braxton is a very handsome and protective boy, he will be there through your highs and lows no matter if he's sad too. He will never let you go!
Braxton....I LOVE YOU A BIT TO MUCH
by Braxtonstoy? December 14, 2023
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Braxton Berrios

*playing Call of Duty - “holy fuck boys I just hit a nasty ass clip, I went fucking Braxton Berrios on these kids”
by Chadler69 December 27, 2024
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