Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
Get the windshield brakes mug.An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense
“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021
Get the braked up mug.When you're banging a chick from behind and she grabs your dick and yanks it up to her ass, similar to how one would engage a traditional parking brake on a car.
"Yeah so Im fucking this chick from behind, she yells "EMERGENCY BRAKE!" and next thing I know its in her ass!
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