An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense
“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.
Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.
by ATM spajshj May 8, 2020

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012

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by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021
