crunk teeth

Fake teeth that you can temporarily put in your mouth. They are usually gold in color but can vary. Their main purpose is to make you look good when you are partying.

Most recently made famous by Leroy Wells during his audition on American Idol.
I put in my crunk teeth to look good for the ladies.
by Greg Albanese January 28, 2005
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horse teeth

The horse teeth condition occurs in some women when they smile. Smiling causes their upper lip to move up way above their gums, revealing huge teeth and big red gums, much like a horse's mouth.
I could never date a girl who had horse teeth.
by RexGibson February 3, 2006
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Nascar Teeth

When the teeth of some slack jawed yokel are fighting for pole position.
Check out those nascar teeth, looks like molars are coming up, incisors in a near second...... aaaand bicuspid for the win!!!
by GS AVI March 21, 2008
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Dinosaur Teeth

When a young lady has tons of little teeth closely packed together in her mouth and looks like a dinosaur, i.e. a t-rex.
Guy 1: "Did you let that girl give you a blow job last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no, that bitch had dinosaur teeth! No way am I gonna let her nibble on my knob."
by dp_mcgee March 2, 2010
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gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .
Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth
by John Detlor June 13, 2007
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pig teeth

A man or woman who only has 2 teeth in their mouth, both on the bottom part of the gums, and both of which resemble tusks from a boar's mouth.
That chick at the club was lookin' hot til' i made her laugh and she flashed those butt-ugly pig teeth.
by yo-yo baiter July 13, 2007
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Tipsy Teeth

The state when someone has been drinking and their teeth begin to feel strange and numb.
Jim - Ahh man this booze sucks, i'll need about ten glasses to get drunk
Oli - works for me, ive already got tipsy teeth
by Kermit123 May 29, 2009
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