Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
Get the Seal clappermug. After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
by John Zayus. August 20, 2009
Get the Sealing The Tombmug. A swedish film by Ingar Bergman in which a night returning from the crusades challenges death to a game of chess.
You:The Seventh Seal is one of my favorite Ingar Bergman films.
Your Brother: Its the only one you've seen. You just say that because you think it makes you sound smart.
You: Yeah, well go fuck yourself!
Your Brother: Its the only one you've seen. You just say that because you think it makes you sound smart.
You: Yeah, well go fuck yourself!
by lee of the wall August 4, 2007
Get the The Seventh Sealmug. The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.
"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."
"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.
"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.
by yes juanito yes October 5, 2016
Get the seal breakermug. When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns.
by The Angriest Dragon March 5, 2009
Get the seal showmug. John: " Hey man lets hit up the mall and cop some fidget spinners"
Bill: "Sorry bud, I'm trying to seal the wheel"
Bill: "Sorry bud, I'm trying to seal the wheel"
by 1239081232 June 25, 2017
Get the Seal the wheelmug. A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.
"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."
"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."
"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."
by B H T August 11, 2008
Get the shaft sealsmug.