When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.
by 660 June 3, 2017
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They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan
They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020
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Get the reuben mug.My name means 'behold a son',Honestly everyone thinks differently about me most treat me harshly but only few treat me nicely, I just want to say that I'm a person who tries to live his life happily with his family , close relatives & friends, anyone who comes in my life I treat them with utmost respect and love them as my own, then it's upto the opposite person what he or she thinks of me and how they treat me but I will never stop loving them🙂
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by ben_za19 November 23, 2021
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