Reuben

Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.

Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.

by Huzzbungo September 08, 2021

Reuben

🧂

hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

🧂
yeah thats him

by RaptorXTS November 09, 2020

Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.

Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!

by EveFuckedEric September 01, 2021

Reuben

A nice friend, big softy and a brother

Ur such a reuben

by Gurdmeow November 24, 2021

Reuben

Stupidest person on earth, also a big simp.

“Reuben likes me, ew 🤬”

by By: Maddi M :) January 31, 2022

Reuben

doesnt make any effort apart from burping. doesnt give love and affetcion uses you as a prostitute

ew thats reuben?

by unknownnteehee November 10, 2021

Reuben

hes annoyinh as fuvk but somehow you'll still love him and be most comfortable around him

reuben is the sweetest asshole i know

by princesslut September 07, 2022