Purge the Fossil Record

Remove all texts, emails, photos and calendar entries pertaining to your old girlfriend from your phone, computer and house.
Well, I don’t wanna see her face ever again. Time to purge the fossil record
by anonymous September 27, 2022
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contact purge

The action of removing or blocking a person from your contacts on all social media platforms, typically after a break-up to make it easier to get over your ex
Dean: I'm going to have to contact purge my ex, so I don't start sending them whiny heartbroken texts
by DannyFangern March 29, 2018
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Blue Purge

When the citizens purge existing corrupt government, police officials, and thin blue line flag supporters for the traitors that they are.
The American people are tired of being beaten by corruption and are looking at China like a Blue Purge is an encroaching Inevitability.
by Kanrachi November 19, 2019
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purge-atory

A transcendent feeling of nausea or major GI distress occurring during an intense exercise session. Many times it is related to poor dietary choices made prior to exercise.
That cheeseburger I ate last night put me in major purge-atory during my 5 mile run this morning.
by sadist4hire September 10, 2011
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Passionate purge

When you and your mate are drinking at a pub and it looks like everyone belongs in a cult.
“Ayo ray Sean”
“What? “
“Looks a bit weird in this pub, looks like there’s gonna be a passionate purge”
by ahohomichaelahoho April 5, 2021
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purge scrotector

A child so ill as to make you never want kids.
Okay I just made this shi up. Still though YOU know who I’m talking about. Enough said. That kid is such a purge scrotector!
by Will_i.e.-dude March 24, 2024
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purge

He helped her purge the guilty feeling
by shark opinions April 16, 2018
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