Mighty Kong

(noun) An extraordinarily long and/or wide penis. Not necessarily as hairy as the beast for which it is named.

Guy 1: "Did you go out with that girl yet?"
Guy 2: "No, but tonight, I'm slipping her the Mighty Kong"

by MyBar001k March 25, 2010

the mighty cock

a cock so mighty and so powerful, it could even bring back people from the dead. the mighty cock will knock you out, its curvature is so perfectly designed, even god himself couldn't comprehend its mightiness

the mighty cock is so mighty and so powerful

by bobedobypassing May 23, 2021

mighty jensen

A man with an abornormally small penis. Good looks but when he brings the ladies back to bed, they laugh at his small size.

" Haha, he had such a mighty Jensen!! "

by Jiantchocatelace March 2, 2014

The Mighty Boosh

An amazing TV show that everyone should watch right now

whats your fav quote from The Mighty Boosh?
you're about as edgy as a satsuma

by ThatLittyKidd May 17, 2020

Mighty Loader

A large, large crap that may be too large for an average toilet.

Sorry I was late, I got stuck in the bathroom taking a mighty loader

by Chatchee May 6, 2006

mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 23, 2020

Mighty Monty

A gorgeous man who resembles the characteristics of a renaissance statue. A caring man who lives near the forest with his two dogs and loves pasta. A man that is great to have a chat with at the dispense of 10 beers instead of 1.

Did you see Mighty Monty the other night?

by The assjuice companion July 1, 2022