ya mam

a place to store cum

oooOOHOHHHH SH IT dudeEE stop tickling my BUNGHOLE im gonna splooge in ya mam

by amasteas July 5, 2019

mam

Largest pp, at a terrifying 1.3 INCH measurement, not only does she have the largest pp, but she holds the world record, also everyone else is pathetic in pp size compared to her

Bob: Oh, you know mam?! Yeah heard she has a bigger pp than cripple and dumbo combined!
Dumbo: yeah, it’s horrifying

by mamthegreat February 17, 2019

Mam

Utter piece of shit, like stinking garbage in a dumpster

Go take a shower you smell like a Mam

by Rararatatatarara November 23, 2021

ior mam

Ior mam is the same thing as your mom but gayer.Ior mam is n insult.

x:you are retarded
y:ior mam

by Lazarus Cal September 28, 2020

che mam gey

Means your mom gay, but when spoken in a moment of true anger, hatred, and spite, this true curse has the ability to warp the very fabric of reality with its power. it can instantly kill an offending party, cause spontanious combustion, or instantly afflict with Ligma along with numourous other possible effects. One unfortunate victim was transported to Hogwarts but instead of learning magic, was forced to spend 10,000 years doing increasingly complex vector calculus.

Chad: Hi Joe!
Joe: Fuck you Chad I've always hated you
Chad: Huh, what-
Joe: CHE MAM GEY!
Chad: Gets AIDs, Ligma, Bofa, Arthritis, and eczema, then spontantiously combusts, then explodes, then reforms in agonizing pain, and is thrown into the darkest depths of limbo to suffer forever.

by whyamIevenalive July 10, 2023

Monster Set Of Mams

A descriptive term used to describe a bosom of notable proportions.

Hey man, check out that monster set of mams

by AndyTheRoo April 30, 2011

mam's life

In the UK, typically somewhere like teeside, this is a phrase to say as a way to promise XYZ is the truth. Mainly used in secondary schools.

Dean: stop chatting shit about my dead nana ya specky cunt!

Mackenzie: what are you on about!?

I didn't say nish. What are you piping up for?

Dean: swear down then.

Mackenzie: mam's life I didn't say ought (out) about your nana, kid fuckin' hell man.

by 49seffy March 14, 2022