Houston Astros

A dirtbag baseball team that got caught cheating in the World Series now no one wants anything to do with them they’re basically the New England Patriots of the mlb
by Random stuff bruh March 01, 2021
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Houston handshake

When you shove one hand into a person's anus, and the other down their throat then they meet halfway and you shake your own hands
I pulled off a sick Houston Handshake on Lebron yesterday
by Mundge mundddge December 14, 2019
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simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.
i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night
by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005
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houston towel

The male scrotum. Used to describe teabagging after ejaculation
after I came on her face i cleaned her up with my houston towel
by potato casserol April 17, 2007
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Houston Texans

the shittiest team in the nfl
by Alfred Von Glockenspiel January 01, 2006
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Houston Texans

The NFL's newest team, the Texans were established in 2002. After struggling during their first two seasons, they appeared to be turning a corner with a 7-9 record in 2004 and better play by quarterback David Carr. However, they finished as the worst team in the league in '05, taking a big step backwards. The Texans are known for having a poor offensive line (which leads to many sacks), mediocre defense, and bad runningbacks.
"The Houston Texans go down again. They lose to the 49ers, and Houston will be the worst team in the National Football League."
by Sports Info July 07, 2006
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Whitney Houstoned

When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!
Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!
by Jibjar November 09, 2016
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