Cum Dumpling

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling
by barb-a-q November 25, 2019
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Kingdom of Dumpling

A huge crap in the toilet, with lots of dumplings.
Dave: Wanna see a movie, Jules?
Jules: Sure, but I'll be visiting the Kingdom of Dumpling for the next 20 minutes.
Dave: OK, T-20min and counting. Good luck.
by Chad Wellington II August 01, 2010
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salty dumplings

When a guy swims in the ocean and sea salt gets stuck on his balls, leaving a salty taste for the person giving him a blow job after the swim.
Jessica: Bob gave me salty dumplings after his trip to the beach.
Becky: Ew, why did you give him a blow job after his trip to the beach?
by CheesyBoi December 13, 2017
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Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.
Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day
by Jflo207 November 12, 2018
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improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...
did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...
by theeimproperdumplin December 03, 2010
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Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina
She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.
I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
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