improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...

did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010

Musty Dumpling

When u shit directly into a vagina

She begged me to give her a musty dumpling. No wonder her
Pussy stank

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

sweater dumplings

Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.

That chick has some nice sweater dumplings.

by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019

Dumpling Wrapper

Shitting a steamy turd into a wad of moist toilet paper and leaving it stuck to the wall, on the floor, the toilet seat or on the tank.

I left a dumping wrapper in the locker room shitter. That janitor is gonna be pissed.

It was my roommate’s turn to clean the toilet this week so I left him a dumpling wrapper.

I stopped at the rest area to cop a squat and slipped on a dumpling wrapper.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

Rough Dumpling

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.

My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

death dumpling

Slang term for a fat goth chick.

"I'm so drunk even the death dumplings are looking good."

by exbouncer415 March 11, 2009

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018