Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"
by GetDashedBro January 15, 2025
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doggie diddler

A person who does naughty stuff with their dog
Person 1 (wiktoria) : did u see that doggie diddler outside

Person 2 (evyn) : yeah I know it's so vile and scary she needs to be locked up
by Gimmedaloot July 27, 2024
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doggie diddler

A person who engages in naughty acts with their dog specifically their pet
Person 1: did you hear about that girl

Person 2: no what did she do?
Person 1: she's a doggie diddler

Person 2: that's disgusting and nasty she needs to be locked up

Person 1: litch babes litch
by Gimmedaloot July 29, 2024
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