Similar to the conventional definition of a bulk; to increase muscle size and strength through a caloric surplus. But a rage bulk is where one is so sick and tired of being weak and small, they consume any amount of calories necessary to achieve their goal. That is, they force feed large volumes of food out of pure rage in order to put on extreme amounts of mass.
“Hey bro how did you get big so fast naturally?” - “I did a rage bulk”
“Wow you must have such a big appetite!” - “No, I simply rage bulk”
“Rage bulk”
“Wow you must have such a big appetite!” - “No, I simply rage bulk”
“Rage bulk”
by intrepid_man September 30, 2022
bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 09, 2023
like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)
jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !
jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !
by michael foolsley July 06, 2023
this fat ass nigga’s really doing the hussein bulk…
i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit…
i heard the inventor of the “hussein bulk” smells like shit…
by ..suburb..shoota.. December 06, 2021
by eattsie December 18, 2008
by brapmaster69 January 24, 2022
A bulk during which the weightlifter puts on enormous amounts of fat (often achieving over 30% bf) and leaves the fat on for an extended period of time (generally over a year). This is called a "dreamer bulk" because these people are living for a dream (e.g., a vision of an ideal-but-distant future state that non-dreamers cannot perceive and find difficult to understand). This often subjects the dreambulker to derision from non-weightlifters, amateur weightlifters, internet forum addicts, and other people who only understand aesthetics or the pursuit of short-term physical goals. What critics of dreambulkers often overlook is that the extra fat limits muscle catabolism, cushions joints during heavy lifts, and (most importantly) functions like a full-body weight vest that increases both isotonic and isometric exertion throughout the entirety of the bulk. Dreambulkers often make rapid gains in strength, as well as in endurance-against-resistance. Also, when dreambulkers do finally cut back to low body fat levels, they usually retain gains in strength and muscle mass in their lean state that are unparalleled in people who have not done similar bulk-cut routines.
See also: dreamerbulker, permabulker
See also: dreamerbulker, permabulker
"I cannot believe I just saw you bench 600lbs."
"Yeah, well, I was on a dreamer bulk for years."
"You're huge! Did you use steroids?"
"Nah, I'm 100% natty. I just dreamer bulked."
"Yeah, well, I was on a dreamer bulk for years."
"You're huge! Did you use steroids?"
"Nah, I'm 100% natty. I just dreamer bulked."
by Lightwarrior11 May 25, 2024