Damn Curved

Something that is extremely curved, maybe even too curved. I doubt you will find anything more curved than this, unless you found a ball... or a delightfully amusing piece of lint found under your collection of exceptionally dull blank CDs.

that is one damn curved thingy you got there phil.

by Linse February 22, 2003

the curve

I bent the curve take that dan

hahahahahahahahahaha i fucking hate your hat dan

by Jeff March 4, 2005

curse of curves

MOST amazing song by cute is what we aim for

"Ive got the gift of one liners and youv'e got the curse of curves and with this gift i can pose words in the question that comes forward"~Cute is What we aim for!

by Becca Boo April 18, 2007

Curve Helper

The person who achieves the lowest score on the exam, thereby lowering the expectation for the rest of the class. This person, unlike the curve breaker, deserves the gratitude of the rest of the students.

Without the curve helper my 82% would have been a be, but thanks to their extraordinary efforts, it's now an A!

by MTDW January 22, 2009

Power curve

A range of normal and timely thought processes and actions; sometimes daily, routine tasks.

You’re behind the power curve this morning.

by Darth Seditious May 8, 2018

Curve cock

When a penis has an unusual curvecurve to it, usually to the left or right!

Dang Winston is such a curve cock! His junk looks like captain hooks hand!

by Sexymandingo February 21, 2017

asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

by Stang February 12, 2014